Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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