I hate all girls vehemently.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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