Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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