If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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