on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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