I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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