Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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