i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
