Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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