Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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