So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
