A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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