I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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