Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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