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:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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