Ha ha ha, this is funny as hell! Sounds like this text is aimed at a serial wrong hole artist, lol! It's probably best if they break it off and he finds someone who actually wants it in "the so wrong it's right hole".
There's a classic joke... an American is in Japan on business. He decides to get a hooker. All through the act she's yelling, "hoshimota! hoshimota!" He has no idea what that means, so he assumes it means "great!"
The next day he's playing golf with his Japanese business partner, and the Japanese man gets a hole in one. The American is so happy for him, he yells "hoshimota!"
The Japanese man says, "what do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
In the dark just about anything can happen, same with weird angles and new sex positions... Ive only been with 4 girls, and only two of them regularly... but it has definitely happened with 2 or 3 of them... as for me wanting to give anal, sure, but that wasnt the intent. When we tried anal it was after talking about it first, I'm not a douchebag
you dont generally get very far when youre trying down the wrong hole. you know, that whole anal sphincter, if shes not relaxed, you need some force behind it to get anywhere. so, yeah, any guy who actually wants anal isnt gonna try to just sneak it in.
LOL I almost thought I wrote this text. It's true, don't have sex with virgins. I know how upsetting it is afterwards when their egos are bruised so they give up an you're still horny.
That-a-girl just grin bear down and take it......... And ruin his sheets with a log of your own, that will be the last time that happens.....worked for me =o)
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