hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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