so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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