Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize