i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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