Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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