This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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