you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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