tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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