does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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