If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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