I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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