By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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