remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just cropdusted the office
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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