Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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