I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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