honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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