Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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