normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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