i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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