dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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