I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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