hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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