Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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