So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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