Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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