nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she looked like the before picture.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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