you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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