Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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