Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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