Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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