So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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