If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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