shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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