help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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