We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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