Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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