matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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