i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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