I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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