so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Randomize