The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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