I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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